The Dominion of Unidad Cartel is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.774 billion Colombians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The thriving Colombian economy, worth 307 trillion Colombian pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,346 Colombian pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,765 per year while the poor average 13,125, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unidad Cartel's national animal is the Andean condor, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Unidad Cartel is ranked 80,101^st in the world and 3,334^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.93 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.